i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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