Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
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Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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