I'm really into asian looking animals
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
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I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
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I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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