Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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