Me too!
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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