Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
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just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
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When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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