i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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