If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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