so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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