Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Dick very happy bro
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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