Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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