i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
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Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
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I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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