I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
