i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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