Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
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On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
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You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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