I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
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I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
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I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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