I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
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Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
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Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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