i need an iv and a liver transplant
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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