So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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