My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
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Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
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Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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