Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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