As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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