Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
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I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
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Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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