Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Randomize
