he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Randomize
