Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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