I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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