I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
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My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
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And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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