i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
