She announced her abortion via fbk
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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