where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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