I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I think my vagina is haunted
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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