Your mouth is God's brothel.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
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She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
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You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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