shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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