The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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