I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Randomize
