Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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