They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
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You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
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I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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