Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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