yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
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So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Boobs speak an international language.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
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Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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