it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
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