I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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