So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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