Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
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You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
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So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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