You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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