My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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