My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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