Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Enjoy the penises
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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