Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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