worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
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the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
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I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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