i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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