It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
She needs sedatives and a leash
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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