you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
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I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
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but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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