Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
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As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
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I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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