What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
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After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
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So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
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