I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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